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Coffee Joke, A Clean One -The 23rd Cup-

Found this one and thought it was CoffeeSage worthy.I hope you get a kick from it. I did.

Spiritual Coffee Humor Joke Caffeine is my shepherd;
I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures;
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz.
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I’ll fear no Equal for thou art with me;
Thy cream and thy flavorings they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez.
Thou anointest my days with vigor; my mug runneth over.
Surely flavor and aroma shall follow me all the days of my life
and I will dwell in the House of Maxwell forever.

Amen!

image found at Blackdog Postcards.

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One Response to “Coffee Joke, A Clean One -The 23rd Cup-”

  1. JohnSmith on December 3rd, 2011 4:56 pm

    great.

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