Relaxation and a Cup of Coffee (humor)
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Unprofessional of me, but I just could not help it. Hope you enjoy it.
Robbery Suspect :: Starbucks
A bit of humor is always in order. With the rising costs of everything including coffee, I thought this would be appreciated. I could be wrong.
Top 10 + 34 More Reasons You Might Be Addicted to Coffee Or Caffeine
Here are 44 more reasons for thinking you may be addicted to coffee or in a few instances, just caffeine period. I wish I knew who to credit these with but I had them emailed to me by a friend. Read them and enjoy them and if you like it, Stumble me!
1 your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.
2 you drink decaf by accident and slip into a coma
3 your slogan is “Save water, drink coffee.”
4 you have a website about caffeine
5 you’re on a first name basis with Juan Valdez
6 you think sleep is for the weak.
7 your heart rate is always in triple digits.
8 you know from experience caffeine tablets don’t dissolve in cola.
9 you wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT you can name the five flavors of JOLT
10 you have a mini-fridge under your desk… and a catheter
11 you’ve just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o’clock, just so “the milk doesn’t go bad over the weekend”
12 you ask, “Sleep? What’s that?”
13 you go to the doctor because you’re afraid there might be blood in your coffee stream.
14 every coffee company wants to have your picture on their coffee cans
15 your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
16 your wife asked you to buy milk, bread and butter and you heard “buy coffee, coffee and coffee.”
17 you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.
18 your child’s name is Nescafe.
19 Coffee is the stuff great decisions are made of.
20 Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot.you’ve ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.
21 you regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.
22 you have tattooed across the knuckles of your hands “JOLT” and “COLA”
23 your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won’t shut anymore
24 you go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.
25 your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.
26 you’ve ever used the airplane’s Call button just to get a coffee refill.
27 you dip espresso beans.
28 your web page has the Starbucks color scheme.
29 you can’t remember the last time you blinked.
30 you have on more than one occasion snorted instant coffee.
31 you have distilled Jolt Cola to make it more potent.
32 you have dark brown colored hair but you are a natural blonde and have never dyed it.
33 the dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
34 your dog’s name is Folgers.
35 you see nothing wrong with using water joe (the caffeinated water) to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.
36 you’ve ever knelt and prayed before a Starbuck’s logo.
37 it’s 6:09 AM and you’re on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.
38 you have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep.
39 you’d rather be beaten over the head with a sledgehammer than give up that first cup of coffee in the morning. (Caffeine withdrawal is a real headache.)
40 you’ve given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent before, but can’t make it 40 days without caffeine.
41 you’ve given up sex, TV, and all forms of meat for Lent before, but STILL can’t make it 40 days without caffeine.
42 you could live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.
43 you suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee.
44 you believe that sleep is simply a poor substitute for sleep
Over Caffeinated Ferret
OMG! Lookit! It’s an over-caffeinated ferret. 
You think? You have to click on the “read more” link to see the image. It’s this darn excerpt thing. I’m thinking of doing a semi-daily over-caffeinated image. Like the idea? If you like it, subscribe to my rss or coffee in your email thingie and I’ll get it going. If you don’t like it, subscribe anyway and I’ll still send them.
Top 10 Things Coffee Is Better Than
I love when coffee is better than… better than whatever. It is pretty much better than anything, isn’t it? Well, if you love coffee it IS better than….
Here is my Top 10 list of things I think coffee is better than. Got one? Leave it in the message area and I’ll include it in the next coffee is better than entry. Remember now… it is my personal list. You must post your own if you have the time. Be original!
1. (not meaning #1 but #10 just in the #1 position, you know? #10 is actually #1 counting up is counting down )
Coffee is better than having your toe under a rocking chair when Aunt (350 lb.) Irene is sitting in it.
2.
Coffee is better than cheap whiskey and some good whiskey.
3.
Coffee is better than most people. Really! Better than my neighbor down the road.
4.
Coffee is better than bedtime.
5.
Coffee is better than nodoze. Plus, you can chew it up without additional water.
6.
Coffee is better than most men. It doesn’t complain when I stay up and it goes to bed. :/ It doesn’t tell me to turn off the computer. It doesn’t make me throw up. It doesn’t mind if I leave the coffee pot on too long. And it doesn’t wear stripes.
7.
Coffee is better than doughnuts but doesn’t mind hanging out with them from time to time.
8.
Coffee is better than tea
9.
Coffee is better than bras. Big cup, small cup, different sized cups, it doesn’t care!
10. (#10 being my #1 of course)
Coffee is better than hubby. It can be hot when it’s cold, cold when it’s hot, and everywhere in between.
Got one? Please DO post it. Have a good evening friends. Have a cup and think about…. well, anyone but Howard Dean.
Star Trek Coffee House :: The Final Frontier
youtube coffee clips
Did you watch this clip? If you did, why not stop in the comment area and say howdy!
I couldn’t help but post this. I love it. It is a Star Trek version of a coffee house. ha! Enjoy
Next Reviews and a Caffeinated Blog Recommendation
It’s all about caffeine. Stop by and visit Energy Fiend, my new, cool find on any thing caffeinated. Great blog!
Next up on the review schedule is: Boca Java and CafeVivo! Please stay tuned. We’ve had the weather boy and I’m way behind.
My Coffee Melts Glaciers or…. you could commit suicide when making coffee
This morning, I found this post on The Inspired Protagonist :
And I quote:
Science Man, is it true that the greatest release of carbon with regards to my morning coffee is due to the process of heating the water? How can I still be green with this addiction?
I don’t know but it would seem to me that we can tend to go a bit over-board. But then again, I also quote:
Even in comparison to the carbon released in transporting coffee, heating the water for and keeping the coffee hot attributes to a much greater release of carbon.
Good Grief Charlie Brown… that is disturbing. I have to have hot coffee damn it. What are your thoughts on the “Green Addiction” ?
COFFEE a Youtube video
This is just right down my alley. Thank you for Eric for showing me the way. This is great and I enjoyed it.
COFFEE is a five-minute short film written and directed by
Robert Vaugn.
When Coffee May Not Mean COFFEE …
As I’ve mentioned before, I subscribe to google alerts, one of the subjects being ‘coffee blogs’ and this morning this was included in my email results:
A weblog called The Positivity Blog has inserted a post called 9 lessons I have learned from George Costanza. A must read. It is witty and strangely related to many areas of life. Give it a read. Here is the area there caught my eye:
Sometimes coffee isn´t coffee
In one hilarious scene (episode “The Phone Messageâ€) George and a woman is at the end of a date. It´s midnight and they are sitting in his car.
She: Do you want come upstairs for a cup of coffee?
George: No thanks, if I drink coffee this late at night, it keeps me up.
She: Well, ok, good night…
George: Take it easy.End of date.
Sometimes a cup of coffee isn´t a cup of coffee. As mentioned earlier in 18 ways to improve your body-language, words is only a small part of communication. Being open to using common-sense and experience and not just listening to words in a straightforward, logical fashion can help you improve your communication skills. And prevent situations where a bad time is had by all.
Thanks to The Positivity Blog for the laugh this morning and the quote.
Does decaf coffee deliver a mini-caffeine punch?
According to health news at Macon Daily Decaf coffee is often not totally caffeine-free, a new study shows. In fact, while these beverages have far less caffeine than a cup of regular coffee, they still may have enough of the stimulant to cause physical dependence on them. Source was Reuters.
Also: As Dr. Bruce A. Goldberger of the University of Florida College of Medicine in Gainesville told Reuters Health, “The concentration of caffeine in these brewed decaf coffees does have physiological and behavioral effects on a person.”
I knew it! Of couse most of us knew it. Even though I think decafis the anit-christ, I also felt that caffeine was always present, no matter what. How can they actually remove all traces of caffeine? My aunt will not drink regular ‘caffeinated’ coffee. Guess what auntie? You’re drinking it anyway! hahaha! I am not trying to phrase that in a mean spirited way but I just don’t get it when it comes to decaf drinkers. Why even bother.
Click on one of the links I provided above and read the complete article.
Have a great caffeinated day 
