Caffeinated Humor

What Would Happen If Starbucks Had A Bouncer?

What would happen if Starbucks had a bouncer like a night club? That is the question that that comedian Jena Kingsley set out to discover by setting up a station in front of a New York City Starbucks. She sat there, complete with a list and informed people that in order to go in their name had to be on the list or they had to make a reservation.

“In all of my pranks, or social experiments I have been amazed with how cooperative New Yorkers are. They are unfazed and I couldn’t believe how many people got in line”, said Kingsley.

She recorded the adventure and put it on Youtube. Take a look!

A Laugh for Your Friday

This is really funny. Mad TV presents “Coffee twins” Hope you enjoy it and have a laugh.

Coffee Addict: Honey Bean Coffee

I love this cartoon. Its so true to life. Enjoy!

Scrubs: Coffee Addiction LOL

Charlie Chaplan Loves His Coffee

Garfield: Bean Me

Will Your Teen Learn Your Addiction From Watching YOU?????

I found this video and thought it was hilarious. It deals with the addiction to coffee that we all have in only a way that “Scrubs” can do it. Make sure you watch the whole thing. The last part is the best. I hope this little laugh brightens up your Monday morning. Enjoy!

Relaxation and a Cup of Coffee (humor)

Unprofessional of me, but I just could not help it. Hope you enjoy it.

MySpace Comments - Funny and Hilarious
MySpace Layouts - Funny and Hilarious

Free Comments & Graphics

Robbery Suspect :: Starbucks

A bit of humor is always in order. With the rising costs of everything including coffee, I thought this would be appreciated. I could be wrong.

Police Sketch Robbery Suspect STARBUCKS

Top 10 + 34 More Reasons You Might Be Addicted to Coffee Or Caffeine

Here are 44 more reasons for thinking you may be addicted to coffee or in a few instances, just caffeine period. I wish I knew who to credit these with but I had them emailed to me by a friend. Read them and enjoy them and if you like it, Stumble me!

1 your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.
2 you drink decaf by accident and slip into a coma
3 your slogan is “Save water, drink coffee.”
4 you have a website about caffeine
5 you’re on a first name basis with Juan Valdez
6 you think sleep is for the weak.
7 your heart rate is always in triple digits.
8 you know from experience caffeine tablets don’t dissolve in cola.
9 you wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT you can name the five flavors of JOLT
10 you have a mini-fridge under your desk… and a catheter
11 you’ve just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o’clock, just so “the milk doesn’t go bad over the weekend”
12 you ask, “Sleep? What’s that?”
13 you go to the doctor because you’re afraid there might be blood in your coffee stream.
14 every coffee company wants to have your picture on their coffee cans
15 your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
16 your wife asked you to buy milk, bread and butter and you heard “buy coffee, coffee and coffee.”
17 you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.
18 your child’s name is Nescafe.
19 Coffee is the stuff great decisions are made of.
20 Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot.you’ve ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.
21 you regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.
22 you have tattooed across the knuckles of your hands “JOLT” and “COLA”
23 your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won’t shut anymore
24 you go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.
25 your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.
26 you’ve ever used the airplane’s Call button just to get a coffee refill.
27 you dip espresso beans.
28 your web page has the Starbucks color scheme.
29 you can’t remember the last time you blinked.
30 you have on more than one occasion snorted instant coffee.
31 you have distilled Jolt Cola to make it more potent.
32 you have dark brown colored hair but you are a natural blonde and have never dyed it.
33 the dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
34 your dog’s name is Folgers.
35 you see nothing wrong with using water joe (the caffeinated water) to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.
36 you’ve ever knelt and prayed before a Starbuck’s logo.
37 it’s 6:09 AM and you’re on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.
38 you have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep.
39 you’d rather be beaten over the head with a sledgehammer than give up that first cup of coffee in the morning. (Caffeine withdrawal is a real headache.)
40 you’ve given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent before, but can’t make it 40 days without caffeine.
41 you’ve given up sex, TV, and all forms of meat for Lent before, but STILL can’t make it 40 days without caffeine.
42 you could live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.
43 you suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee.
44 you believe that sleep is simply a poor substitute for sleep

Over Caffeinated Ferret

over caffeinated ferret Hampshire Pig OMG! Lookit! It’s an over-caffeinated ferret. :D You think? You have to click on the “read more” link to see the image. It’s this darn excerpt thing. I’m thinking of doing a semi-daily over-caffeinated image. Like the idea? If you like it, subscribe to my rss or coffee in your email thingie and I’ll get it going. If you don’t like it, subscribe anyway and I’ll still send them.