Coffee Humor

Coffee as a Deadly Weapon

Thief robs arcade with cup of coffee

Tue Feb 9, 2010 11:32am EST

BERLIN (Reuters) – A thief in the German town of Hamelin robbed an amusement arcade by threatening the attendant with a cup of coffee, authorities said on Tuesday.

“He wasn’t going to pour coffee over her, he was going to hit her with the cup,” a spokesman for local police said.

Brandishing the steaming cup he had just ordered, the thief forced the 26-year-old to open the till and fled with cash.

Police would not say how much money he had taken from the attendant, who had been alone in the arcade. “We don’t want to encourage others to try this,” the spokesman said.

(Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Steve Addison)

A Laugh for Your Friday

This is really funny. Mad TV presents “Coffee twins” Hope you enjoy it and have a laugh.

Coffee Addict: Honey Bean Coffee

I love this cartoon. Its so true to life. Enjoy!

Scrubs: Coffee Addiction LOL

Charlie Chaplan Loves His Coffee

Garfield: Bean Me

Will Your Teen Learn Your Addiction From Watching YOU?????

I found this video and thought it was hilarious. It deals with the addiction to coffee that we all have in only a way that “Scrubs” can do it. Make sure you watch the whole thing. The last part is the best. I hope this little laugh brightens up your Monday morning. Enjoy!

Muppets Coffee Ad – Disturbing

These old ads for Wilkins coffee are either disturbing or funny I’m not quite sure yet

Wilkins Coffee Ad #1


Wilkins Coffee Ad #2

Wilkins Coffee Ad #3

They definetly don’t make commercials like this anymore. That might be a good thing.

Let me know what you think about these.

5 More Delicious Coffee Quotes

For your reading pleasure, here is yet five more neat coffee quotes from various individuals. I hope you enjoy them. And if you enjoy my post, please take a moment to Stumble my entry using the “Share This” button! Thank you. :)

“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’”
~ Conan O’Brien

“In a sad world, and especially in a country like ours, recently and constitutionally deprived of wine … the function of coffee in bringing serene delight is an important one.”
~ Boston Transcript, 1923

“Let no man grumble when his friends fall off,
As they will do like leaves at the first breeze;
When your affairs come round, one way or t’other,
Go to the coffee-house, & take another.”
~ Don Juan

“I don’t want anything better, I want coffee.”
~ Captain Janeway Star Trek: Voyager

“Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee!”
~ David Letterman

5 Quotes on Coffee (v1)

coffee mug and newspaper imageI’m going to start adding coffee quotes again. I did it a long time ago and found they were getting difficult to locate. I have since stumbled onto more and instead of just listing them all in one instance, I’m going to space them out in weekly posts. So, here are the first five that I want to share with you. Comments are always welcomed.

Coffee Quotes (because I love coffee so much)

1. I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
~ Carly Simon
2. Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
~ Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
3. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.
~ Clark Gable (personal favorite of mine because I tend to feel the same way)
4. Sniff…Whazat?! Zat’s coffee!
~ Garfield
5. Coffee falls into the stomach … ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop … the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similies arise, the paper is covered with ink …
~ Honore de Balzac (1799-1859)

Coffee Quote Bonus:

We would take something old and tired and common — coffee — and weave a sense of romance and community around it. We would rediscover the mystique and charm that had swirled around coffee throughout the centuries.
~ Howard Schutz, CEO of Starbucks, 1997