5 More Delicious Coffee Quotes

For your reading pleasure, here is yet five more neat coffee quotes from various individuals. I hope you enjoy them. And if you enjoy my post, please take a moment to Stumble my entry using the “Share This” button! Thank you. :)

“Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!’”
~ Conan O’Brien

“In a sad world, and especially in a country like ours, recently and constitutionally deprived of wine … the function of coffee in bringing serene delight is an important one.”
~ Boston Transcript, 1923

“Let no man grumble when his friends fall off,
As they will do like leaves at the first breeze;
When your affairs come round, one way or t’other,
Go to the coffee-house, & take another.”
~ Don Juan

“I don’t want anything better, I want coffee.”
~ Captain Janeway Star Trek: Voyager

“Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee!”
~ David Letterman

5 Quotes on Coffee (v1)

coffee mug and newspaper imageI’m going to start adding coffee quotes again. I did it a long time ago and found they were getting difficult to locate. I have since stumbled onto more and instead of just listing them all in one instance, I’m going to space them out in weekly posts. So, here are the first five that I want to share with you. Comments are always welcomed.

Coffee Quotes (because I love coffee so much)

1. I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
~ Carly Simon
2. Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.
~ Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
3. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.
~ Clark Gable (personal favorite of mine because I tend to feel the same way)
4. Sniff…Whazat?! Zat’s coffee!
~ Garfield
5. Coffee falls into the stomach … ideas begin to move, things remembered arrive at full gallop … the shafts of wit start up like sharp-shooters, similies arise, the paper is covered with ink …
~ Honore de Balzac (1799-1859)

Coffee Quote Bonus:

We would take something old and tired and common — coffee — and weave a sense of romance and community around it. We would rediscover the mystique and charm that had swirled around coffee throughout the centuries.
~ Howard Schutz, CEO of Starbucks, 1997

More Coffee Quotes

hahaha! Ok… I found a couple more to add. It’s been a while since I’ve added any coffee quotes. Shoot, I must be on a caffeine high. :D

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten

New Coffee Quote I Found HA!

I just stumbled onto this new coffee quote. Can’t be too old considering the implication. I figure that only true coffee lovers will get it.

COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. ~Author Unknown

Coffee Quote 06.20.05

“It’s just like when you’ve got some coffee that’s too black, which means it’s too strong. What do you do? You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won’t even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep.”
green guy coffee image Malcolm X

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Coffee Quotes 06.16.05

“Coffee and love are best when they are hot”
green guy coffee image German Proverb

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Coffee Quote 06.13.05

“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee”
green guy coffee image Stephanie Piro

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Coffee Quote for Today

“It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.”
green guy coffee image Zora Neale Hurston
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Coffee Quote

Programmer: an organism that turns coffee into software.
green guy coffee image anonymous
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Coffee Quote of the (nearly) Day

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.
green guy coffee image Sheik Abd-al-Kadir, In Praise of Coffee, 1587
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Almost Daily Coffee Quote – 05.06.05

    The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.
    green guy coffee image Charles de Secondat Montesquieu
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