Top 10 + 34 More Reasons You Might Be Addicted to Coffee Or Caffeine

Here are 44 more reasons for thinking you may be addicted to coffee or in a few instances, just caffeine period. I wish I knew who to credit these with but I had them emailed to me by a friend. Read them and enjoy them and if you like it, Stumble me!

1 your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.
2 you drink decaf by accident and slip into a coma
3 your slogan is “Save water, drink coffee.”
4 you have a website about caffeine
5 you’re on a first name basis with Juan Valdez
6 you think sleep is for the weak.
7 your heart rate is always in triple digits.
8 you know from experience caffeine tablets don’t dissolve in cola.
9 you wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT you can name the five flavors of JOLT
10 you have a mini-fridge under your desk… and a catheter
11 you’ve just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o’clock, just so “the milk doesn’t go bad over the weekend”
12 you ask, “Sleep? What’s that?”
13 you go to the doctor because you’re afraid there might be blood in your coffee stream.
14 every coffee company wants to have your picture on their coffee cans
15 your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
16 your wife asked you to buy milk, bread and butter and you heard “buy coffee, coffee and coffee.”
17 you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.
18 your child’s name is Nescafe.
19 Coffee is the stuff great decisions are made of.
20 Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot.you’ve ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.
21 you regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.
22 you have tattooed across the knuckles of your hands “JOLT” and “COLA”
23 your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won’t shut anymore
24 you go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.
25 your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.
26 you’ve ever used the airplane’s Call button just to get a coffee refill.
27 you dip espresso beans.
28 your web page has the Starbucks color scheme.
29 you can’t remember the last time you blinked.
30 you have on more than one occasion snorted instant coffee.
31 you have distilled Jolt Cola to make it more potent.
32 you have dark brown colored hair but you are a natural blonde and have never dyed it.
33 the dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
34 your dog’s name is Folgers.
35 you see nothing wrong with using water joe (the caffeinated water) to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.
36 you’ve ever knelt and prayed before a Starbuck’s logo.
37 it’s 6:09 AM and you’re on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.
38 you have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep.
39 you’d rather be beaten over the head with a sledgehammer than give up that first cup of coffee in the morning. (Caffeine withdrawal is a real headache.)
40 you’ve given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent before, but can’t make it 40 days without caffeine.
41 you’ve given up sex, TV, and all forms of meat for Lent before, but STILL can’t make it 40 days without caffeine.
42 you could live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.
43 you suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee.
44 you believe that sleep is simply a poor substitute for sleep

6 Responses to Top 10 + 34 More Reasons You Might Be Addicted to Coffee Or Caffeine

  1. LOL I love coffee too much!

    Love this one: 34 your dog’s name is Folgers.

  2. admin says:

    lol ! I know. I love it too. I could think of 100 great caffeinated dog names. Hey… wait a minute.. I smell a new blog entry coming on. lmbo :D

  3. O. says:

    This is really cute. I may have a child named Nescafe, I love coffee so much. Kudos to you and all things caffeinated.

  4. admin says:

    Oh thank you! LOL.. on the childs name.

  5. kupka.ca says:

    had my first cup in nearly 5 months this morning. Not just any cup, but rather an entire POT (i’m jittery already!) of high-end, high-test kona coffee

    Why the layoff, you ask? Solidarity with my pregnant wife, that’s why. If she won’t drink it due to the caffeine, then I won’t throw it in her face. (she’s travelling on business today)

    Why not just drink decaf, you ask? Don’t be ridiculous. Decaf is an abomination and will not be discussed here.

  6. admin says:

    decaf is the anti-Christ. ;)

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